Prison Population Policy

Today's prisons are overcrowded and the people who reside in them do so without giving anything back to our land. Our policy will see these people put to good use. Prisoners will spend shifts in human sized hamster wheels that are attached to generators, thus supplying power to the nearby community.
The amount of time that is spent in the wheel is to be calculated by taking the length of their sentence in hours and dividing it by fifteen, once the inmate has produced this number of kilowatt hours of electricity, he or she will be released.
This scheme will have multiple benefits. In addition to supplying part of the country's power needs it will keep the inmates fit, provide incentive not to re-offend and instill the core value that hard work pays off.

A Sensible Policy for a Sensible Britain.

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